Someone kidnapped a penguin from a zoo and is supposedly giving it away as a Christmas Present. I am a giant, ukulele playing, singing, dancing penguin (a prime specimen). I do not want to be kidnapped and given away as a present. I need police protection. I will be performing Thurs, Fri & Sat 3:00 to 7:30 at Union Square, SF, Geary & Powell. Look for the giant penguin. Article About Kidnapped Penguin. - Penguins Are Not The Only Zoo Animals Being Abducted